The Death of Michael Jackson at the age of 50 was shocking but not surprising. It is no secret famous musicians swear by their “Rock Doc’s”. (Doctors hired to travel and live alongside musicians in order administer and supervise hardcore drug habits).
The most successful drug-using Rock Stars are using the better doctors, for instance Keith Richards and Bob Dylan. Jackson, while gifted is unfortunately another case of a gifted musical performer who lost control of an advanced drug addiction.
But before Jackson will be admitted into the REAL Neverland, he has got to get past the Gate Security, which is reportedly swarming with Deadheads. These Deadheads will not let Jackson in, because, according to the Deadheads- Jerry Garcia did far more drugs and played thousands more shows than Jackson and STILL outlived Jackson by 2 years, making Jerry the Reigning King of Neverland. The Deadheads have blocked the entrance and Jackson is currently waiting in Pop Star Purgatory.
It has been revealed that both dead and alive Grateful Dead fans are far more dedicated to Jerry Garcia than Jackson fans are to Michael Jackson. There are more Deadheads then ghouls on Jackson’s Thriller video. Garcia played loaded to loaded stadiums for decades and the band toured up till the day Jerry died, and then they continued touring some more-playing to a subculture of hippie music fans.
Just A Casual Observation had the opportunity to interview a few Deadheads about this subject.
“DUDE, Jackson wussed out for 2 decades and got freaky, forgot about his fans, Jerry never did that, he steamrolled through the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s..on milkshakes, cheeseburgers and heroin, playing shows where he’d forget the lyrics, but his music never stopped.”
“Jerry didn’t really give a shit how he looked. Plastic surgeons and dermatologists was not how he got narcotic painkillers.”
“Jerry did sheets more acid then Michael-and he still played music. I mean, the point of the Dead is that the band improvises on a same group of songs. On the other hand, everyone expects Jackson to sound just like his highly processed albums. No wonder Jackson was ready to check out- 50 shows of the same song.”
“With the Inclusion of Jerry Band, the Reconstruction Period, and a Vault of 30 years of underground recordings of Grateful Dead Shows, Dead-icated fans have proclaimed Jerry Garcia the current King of Neverland and Michael Jackson is going to have to wait in the parking lot and hope for a Miracle.”
1 comments:
shocking but not surprising.
good luck with that miracle MJ!
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