Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong-il are Dead! What is this, Weekend at Bernie’s?!

If you two are not dead. SHOW YOURSELVES!

JCO has been watching your stories closely and it reminds us of a certain 1989 Hollywood movie starring a young Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.

You guessed it, Weekend at Bernie’s.

Osama bin Laden
Osama, you are dead OR you haven’t changed your clothes since 2001. How could a man with your omni-present ego stay quiet for so long? Not claiming responsibility for terrorist acts the world over or taunting the relentlessly zealous USA for being unable to find you – a man they claim is ill and weak, even, “dying of kidney failure”?
Are we really “being played for chumps by jihadists.”? As blogger Gina Cobb suggests?

You have been pronounced dead every year from 2001-the present by any number of global intelligence agencies, and world leaders including Pakistan's then president, Pervez Musharraf, Benazir Bhutto (R.I.P.) and the Israeli Secret Service (Mossad).

“Osama bin Laden is probably dead, but former Taliban leader Mullah Omar is alive,” Afghan President Hamid Karzai has said. [CNN]

Virtually everyone BUT the CIA admit that he is deceased.

Hello.

USA…

Haven’t we seen this BEFORE?


YOU ARE DEAD!! WE DECLARE IT!

Kim Jong-il
A recap in conspiracy.

1. Since 2003 there have been claims that Kim Jong –il is dead and that foreign dignitaries have been meeting with a series of body doubles, some whom have undergone plastic surgery to look more like the “Dear Leader”. (see image below)


2. 2008, South Korea's Yonhap news agency cited an unnamed official as saying that the 66-year-old was almost certainly ill.

3. He DID NOT appear in public to receive the Olympic torch in Pyongyang on April 28, 2008.

4. August 14, 2008, a US intelligence official said the reclusive leader may have suffered a stroke.

5. On September 9, 2008 Mr. Kim was shockingly absent from a parade and much anticipated nation-wide celebrations to mark the 60th anniversary of the communist state.

Korean “analysts” have cautioned not to “read into” the public appearances (or NON-appearances) of Mr. Kim, saying he is known to drop out of sight for months and then show up in field guidance tours to military bases, farms and factories.

They have released this image of “him” (below). To prove he is alive. However, Jill and Missy of JCO were there (upper left quadrant) and we can both attest to a fakery! We were undercover doing research on this story and we know for sure Kim Jong-il was not there! Rather, some very crude photoshop work was used to slip in an old photo of him standing in front.


Let us now put this matter to rest.