The tasty debt fighter will be similar to a Big Mac, but since it will be a government issued sandwich, it will have only One-all-beef patty-no warm and friendly grin- lettuce, onion, pickle, (Freddie Mac I’m back Again!) special sauce, slice of cheese, the Freddie Mac will be a healthy alternative to gross overeating while chewing away at the national debt. Nobody…can do it…like the Freddie Mac can~!
Freddie Mac - Now:$0.46 Was:$65.88 on October 4, 2007
Fannie Mae - Now:$0.77 Was:$68.60 on October 4, 2007
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Can't wait to get my hands on one of these Freddy Mac burgers! We should introduce one of these for health care!
Hey, let's not forget our political correctness! We must offer a vegetarian alternative that has become all rage recently in promoting good health. Chocolate. The Chicago-based confectioner Fanny May should also run a promotional patriotic campaign and forward profits to the Federal National Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae). But they must remain non-partisan in doing so. No fair making Obama or McCain shaped chocolates as it is well known that the darker the chocolate, the more health benefits. Obama's campaign could totally exploit this fact to regain some of his lost popularity, (since Palin surfaced)publicizing huge chocolate Obama sales, while white chocolate McCain sales would pale by comparison.
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