After years of research, geneticists have isolated the troublesome “Bachelor’s Bathroom” genome. The Y-chromosome DNA is found in single straight males who live without cleaning bathroom showers and sinks for years. A typical “Bachelor’s Bathroom” harbors mature mildew and fungus buildup in the shower, and a clogged sink making it virtually, “impossible to get clean, I’m not sure how it happens in here?” says Melissa Collins, a recent visitor to single male friend's apartment.
This sentiment is echoed by Lauren Chase who “tried to get serious about Mark, but I cannot stay there and use that bathroom on a regular basis.” Mothers' who are wondering why they are still the biggest fan of their sweet eligible son-might have to use the bathroom in his apartment one day, and realize…Your Son Needs To Hire A Cleaning Lady! Holy Shit! What is growing in the shower?
Years of denial that someone – is going to have to clean the bathroom.
Filth- on a level never anticipated by any XX chromosome, is a regular fact of life in most XY bathrooms. This skews the mating game for both parties involved, says Katie Reyes, “When I meet a guy, I go straight to his bathroom to see what kind of damage has been done. This room is going to have to be cleaned by Me, unless this guy can afford a cleaning lady. I rather find this information out before I get too invested in the relationship.”
Despite mating repercussions, these bathrooms have a peculiar resistance to cleaning ladies and cleaning solutions. “I offered to pay for a cleaning lady for Jake’s birthday, he flipped out!” Alison Shoptaw recalls, ”beyond residential cleaning solutions, we had to call a plumber to fix the drains, once he assessed the full extent of the neglect--he went to his truck and came back in a HAZMAT suit."
“This total lack of awareness for cleaning bathrooms is one of the many Y-chromosome mysteries we have been trying to solve.” confirms geneticist Max Fontaine, “Once gene therapy is in full affect, these bachelors should be going after the grout mold with a toothbrush and Bon Ami chlorine cleanser. However, we are still a years away from solving the drain clogging problem.”
3 comments:
Thank you, Jill. Thank you! IT HAD TO BE SAID. Ladies, please forward this to the men in your life. If not for their own good, for yours.
Maybe the problem is the men you know.
BGFA-How dare you throw doo-doo from your bathroom at this information that has been substantiated by years of research in numerous single straight male bathrooms--
Show me your bathroom shower grout! Show me the movement you are speaking of- eligible straight single men with clean bathrooms-Take the helm!! Show us what you are made of!!
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