Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Mom Super Pist-off About “Girls Next Door”



“I did not spend the last 7 1/2 years protecting my child from impending danger and psychological pollution to have their innocence stripped on an after school play-date! When Kayley came home from Olivia LaVallee’s house wearing paper bunny ears taped to her headband and a cotton ball tail – I thought she was playing –Easter Bunny or Bugs Bunny. That was Not the case.” says Kayley’s mother, Julia Verdasco.

“No. I guess Mrs. LaVallee was getting a massage when her 12 year- old son- Justin- had the remote control to the TV. Apparently he likes to watch the E! channel after school because his favorite show is on: The Girls Next Door-A reality show featuring the everyday lives Hugh Hefner’s harem of Playboy Playmates.

So….. my 6 year old daughter, Kindergarten! Mind you- Saw it All in Hi-Definition. She wants to be a “Pretty Bunny Lady” for Halloween and visit "the Bunny Castle with the super-rich Grandpa." You know what she wants for Christmas? Big Boobies!…and Sexypants!”

Verdasco is appalled by “the standards in other families that is corrupting my child. Like the LaVallee’s-- I should have known better. The nanny picks them up from school, the son is pale and fat, and the kindergartner bosses the nanny around. I think its time I start home schooling...or an outright family uproot..far, far away from this society.”

Verdasco retreats into deep thought about her childhood days of swing sets, sports outdoors and bike rides around the neighborhood.

“If this loss of innocence on my child is irrevocable – you better believe I am calling my husband’s attorney.”

1 comments:

Hausfrau said...

You are SO right. Young girls today have so few role models. Please don't let the hollywood elite corrupt Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) as she is in a powerful position (based on concert ticket prices) to show young females that entertainment is just stage performances & that keeping it real is what life is all about. They are 2 separate worlds, & that's why they call it "the best of both worlds". The Hollywierds are now trying to over-sexualize her. At 14. Do we really need more "girls next door" a la 21 century?